Just recently I interviewed a woman on my radio show (The G Spot) about online dating. I have done internet dating in the past and since I recently experienced a break up, I thought this is the best time to start again. I must say I can filter the data well however, every now and again I will interact with a wild card. Since I was also having a Tailgate Party in less than 10 days from this show, I decided to invite someone who saw my pics and kept on going. Over the years, I remember seeing his handsome face and basketball player's body in his fine, tailor made suit many times....however, he never dropped a note to me and it was just fine by me then. You see, he knows himself better than I can assume. My assumption was that he was on there for play and was a womanizer. It was just a gut feeling....no proof. SHAME ON ME! Nevertheless, I thought to myself, I may not be his type but he would sure be nice eye candy for the ladies at the party and somebody there is bound to be his type. SO....just like a professional event planner would do, I invited him. He gave me a warm and immediate response that initially placed a friendly smile on my face. It wasn't until I reached the end of his statement did I become perplexed and troubled. He said and I quote....I am all in as long as your mouth is multi-functional. At first I thought....heck yeah I can talk to everybody! So, I replied back......"hahahaha.....I think......wait a second, what does multifunctional mean"? His reply....."C'mon we are all grown here. As long as you don't mind kissing, talking and giving head". YIKES!!!! Did he really just say that????? Does he even know my name?
I replied....oh I see. I had to pause because I wanted to give him the tongue lashing of life. In my seasoned years, I have come to recognize when a great opportunity has come to awaken someone's consciousness. When you realize how a teaching moment like this can alter one's future, there's is no room for offense or hurt feelings. I wanted to get him back for all of the women who didn't know how to deal with such a ass as he but I refrained and went a different direction. My reply went like this:
I have
a movement that is about to impact the black community and for those
purposes I use my mouth piece to change the nation and embrace our
culture. I don't know why it would benefit me to function my lips in
your direction. I was hoping to open you to great folks and fun this
evening. seems like you need to go to Club Trapeze instead. Never the less, I
will pray that your mental and sexual chaos comes to an end soon and
you will see the damage you have caused many women. But until God
arrests the hurting man in you and gives you ease....continue your
journey without me. Just know I will never forget you.
Now this was a priceless reply if you don't mind me saying so myself! I felt so satisfied and proud of my restraint and my multi-functional mouth! I believed that he would either get frustrated and just not respond again or apologize. He did neither. He replied in a way that caused me to blush! He said...GO TO HELL! <---NOW THAT MADE MY DAGGUM DAY! He is a total chump! I was happy to throw alcohol on his open wound with....I will meet you there. leave the light on! To my UN-surprise....THIS USER HAS BLOCKED YOU. GO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE. talk about VICTORY! The devil himself has blocked me!!!! Poor lil Tink Tink! Hell don't wanna hear from me.....now that's what's up!
